Watch Tina Fey and Jerry Seinfeld Take a Ride in a Snazzy Volvo for Coffee and Cronuts

Tina Fey and Jerry Seinfeld cruisin' through New York

I love Tina Fey, not as much as coffee, but almost. If I watched TV I would just watch her and Discovery Channel. I wasn't really into Seinfeld when it was on. That's probably because I've never really been into TV. I spend most of my free time cooking or eating or drawing while eating. Tina Fey loves eating too. I'm guessing she would probably love me as much as I love her after I fed her some of my delicious treats.

Tina Fey sipping on the syzurp Wheat Puff Juice

 In another episode of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee", Jerry Seinfeld and Tina Fey roll in a sweet, red Volvo to Floridita in Harlem for a cup of coffee. Where in fact they end up getting a "Wheat Puffs Juice". What is that you may ask? It's not fresh juice as the waitress describes, but it is amazing. It's cereal blended into a milkshake. I'm totally going to make it. I'm sure it's not as delicious as the avena (oat drink) I enjoyed in Colombia, but it will definitely pass as an Americanized version. Very much like a Taco Bell taco. Which we all know is nothing like a real taco!

After making the mistake of not getting the Guanabana juice, Jerry drives Tina to the Dominique Ansel Bakery where Tina tries her first cronut! Everyone's nuts for cronuts... I have yet to try one.

Meatland Bakery? Wah?

With a name like "Meatland Bakery" and the product described as "Sweet Bread and French Rolls", I am wondering what kind of sweet bread it is... "Wheatland Bakery" may have been a better choice for branding.

Sign of the Times

A sing of the times for many people who are very hungry. I spotted this sign scrawled by a homeless person while walking through Los Angeles the other day.

I Brake for Boiled Peanuts

"I Brake for Boiled Peanuts" reads the bumper sticker.

After seeing this bumper sticker, I've come to think that boiled peanuts must be bangin'!

Cuts like a Knife

Check out this great knife holder that was in my friend's kitchen in San Francisco.

Kids and Cocktails at Casita del Campo!

If you have kids and wanna get them tipsy bring them to Casita del Campo in Silverlake. This kitschy pink mexican restaurant recently ran this ad in the local neighborhood paper the "Los Feliz Ledger". I am very surprised the designer of this ad, nor the editor of the paper picked up on this hilarious read.

Funny ad for Casita del Campo

The ad reads:

Kid's Menu
Happy Hour Special 3pm-7pm Everyday
$2.00 Off Cocktails
$1.00 Off Beer & Wine
$2.00 Off Appetizers

Oh, to be a kid again...

The most expensive Ice Cream Sandwich

A rad piece of furniture, Ice Cream Sandwich Ottoman

If this Ice Cream Cookie was real I would eat it. It is real. A real ottoman, not a real giant dessert. Made of solid foam, this Ice Cream Sandwich from Jellio will just encourage you to get fatter as you lay on it and eat Klondike Bars all day. It will likely be the most expensive Ice Cream Sandwich you'll ever buy - setting you back only $1,050.